When I say 'friends', I mean it. In the literal sense of I can call you up and say "oh hai!" I got tired of the long friends list of people I don't know. So I'm instating the same rules I have for my myspace:
I will friend you if:
* I know you
* You know me somehow
* You don't mind my crazy ramblings
* You are a member of Hanson, The Moffatts, or are Leonardo DiCaprio
* You are willing to give me $1 million.
I will not friend you if:
* You want to read my fanfic - ( playthingfic is the only thing I'm writing. Go friend that.)
* You want to read my fanfic that isn't Plaything (I'll make a community if I ever get around to writing on my own)
* You are a stranger that I have never met before
* You are a stranger that is unwilling to give me $1 million.
* You dislike Hanson to the point that I will have to shank you
* You are a douchebag (That includes you, Clarkey! *shakes fist*)